You need to drink - water- to keep you brain functioning. So take along these Angry birds with you and do your job- drink! Water, I said! Make your kids happy. And your mother in law too, she won't get the hint - I hope so for you, I am not responsible. 

Made from pure plastic. Lasts forever. We warned you.

Figures printed on the bottle. Not for microwave, not to be thrown in the ocean, it ends up in birds' stomachs. The real ones, who die for real from ingesting your plastic. 

After all this you still crave other Angry birds products not listed here?- tell us. We can provide blankets, toys, you name it...